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Nematology 100 - 2005

Dr. Ferris is boss today
Although Dr. Baines was in the day.
Burdened with such a heavy load:
To teach us all about Nematodes.
 
The day begins with great lecturing
It finally turns into lab working.
We all pretend it's real interesting,
But the Frat Boys can't stop yawning.
Oh! Students come all rejoice,
Each get a microscope of your choice
Baermann funnels, augers, and sieves
You can't see bullae you must believe!
Forests , crops, even parking lots
Where are the worms that form root knots.
It's really hard to ID them all
We keep banging our heads against the wall.
 
Again we start with a new lab thing.
This time we are trying dehydrating.
Anhydrobiosis is the name
Drying slowly is our claim to fame.
Oh! Students come all rejoice,
Each get a microscope of your choice
Baermann funnels, augers, and sieves
You can't see bullae you must believe!