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Nematology 100 - 2005
- Dr. Ferris is boss today
- Although Dr. Baines was in the day.
- Burdened with such a heavy load:
- To teach us all about Nematodes.
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- The day begins with great lecturing
- It finally turns into lab working.
- We all pretend it's real interesting,
- But the Frat Boys can't stop yawning.
- Oh! Students come all rejoice,
- Each get a microscope of your choice
- Baermann funnels, augers, and sieves
- You can't see bullae you must believe!
- Forests , crops, even parking lots
- Where are the worms that form root knots.
- It's really hard to ID them all
- We keep banging our heads against the wall.
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- Again we start with a new lab thing.
- This time we are trying dehydrating.
- Anhydrobiosis is the name
- Drying slowly is our claim to fame.
- Oh! Students come all rejoice,
- Each get a microscope of your choice
- Baermann funnels, augers, and sieves
- You can't see bullae you must believe!
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