Return to Nematology Song Contest, 2006
You ain’t nothin’ but a nematode,
Feedin’ all the time.
You ain’t nothing but Xiphinema,
Killlin’ all my vines.
I can’t even harvest a crop.
So you ain’t no friend of mine.
California rated you B class.
I think that’s just a lie.
You should be rated A class.
You really make me cry.
You ain’t nothin’ but a nematode,
Feedin’ all the time.
You ain’t nothing but Xiphinema,
Killlin’ all my vines.
I can’t even harvest a crop.
So you ain’t no friend of mine.
I know you cause fan leaf
And turn all my leaves red.
But what tourists don’t know:
My vines will soon be dead.
You ain’t nothin’ but a nematode,
Feedin’ all the time.
You ain’t nothing but Xiphinema,
Killlin’ all my vines.
I can’t even harvest a crop.
So you ain’t no friend of mine.
Based on Hound Dog
You ain’t nothin’ but a Hound Dog, cryin’ all the time.
You ain’t nothin’ but a Hound Dog, cryin’ all the time.
Well you ain’t never caught a rabbit and
You ain’t no friend of mine.
Well, they said you was high-classed,
But that was just a lie.
Yeah, they said you was high-classed,
But that was just a lie.