If I were a grapevine,
and you in the scenario,
then I would be a chardonnay,
and you would be a nematode;
and if I were a rootstock,
and if you were a plant pest,
then I would be susceptible,
and you would be Xiphinema index!
Don't want you around-
tell you what I'll do,
gonna take a core sample,
gonna look for you!
All right,
hey, hey!
Behrmann funnel,
take it away....
guitar solo
And if I was a vineyard,
and if you were a nematode,
then it would take me ten years,
to let my lands lay fallow...
Don't want you around-
tell you what I'll do,
gonna do a crop rotation
'til I starve you!
All right,
hey hey!
Now I'm a wheatgrass farmer...
...Oh, "yay"...
